Last week, in the masses of V1agra sp*m I get everyday, I got this one:
Why be BIG, when you can be normal? (and then a link)
I added sender to blocked sender list, of course, but laughed the whole way and have chuckled about it ever since. Hubs guessed that they were selling wieghtloss something. I've since then thought they might have been trying reverse, tongue in cheek humor. Whatever it was/is, it was a nice change of pace.
Oh, and my internet has been really screwey, so please forgive my sporadic posting lately.