I don't have HPV.
(Hubs gets to live another day.)
I don't have cancer, pre-cancer, or anything else questionable that may or may not be cancer upon closer inspection.
I do have a cyst that caused the questionable cells, that should resolve itself, that can be removed or drained or whatever should I keep getting abnormals.
Now that I have put my junk on display for all the world to see, I will step back into less obsessive behavior regarding my health and will return to obsessing about my poorly behaved children who I am sure won't be nearly so awful now that I am not obsessing about other stuff.
Praise be to God our Healer and Protector!