From Princess after discovering a void in the silverware drawer where there used to be kid forks and crazy straws:
Princess: "Mom, where did all the stuff go?"
Me: "I put it away."
Princess: "So it's in the trash?"
Me: "Um, yeah."
Me: Because there is too much stuff in this house cluttering up my brain and since you guys won't get rid of anything, I have to do it.
Princess: Your brain needs Space Bags.