My daughter brought me her milk this morning and asked if it smelled rotten.
She still looked unconvinced. Said it tasted funny.
I asked if it tasted like there might be cream in it.
She screwed up her nose, thought about it, and decided yeah, that could be why it didn't taste like "milk."
My MIL bought 2%.
For the record, I have been guzzling the 2% like it was liquid joy.