Last weekend, Hubs and his father were discussing young couples and the fact that many of them get themselves into trouble because they get used to the wife's income, buy a house based on that, etc. and then when they have a baby and she wants to stay home, they are up a creek.
I piped in and said, "Lucky for you, I've never made much money."
To which Hubs replied, "Unfortunately for you, neither have I."
He was quick about it, too. I'm still chuckling.