Do you ever get confused about how women's clothing is sized?
Yesterday I bought a shirt at Old Navy (75% off!). Size: small. I'm practically swimming in it.
Most of the shirts I try on there are XL and they are so tight as to be indecent.
What's up with that?
I just can't figure it out. Some day's I'm a 10, some I'm a 4. You never quite know what you're gonna get.
It's a conspiracy, I tell you. A conspiracy.