"'Cause I'm a Jay-Jay-Jay-Jayhawk, down at Lawrence on the Kaw!"
What is a Hokie, anyway? It's a term I used in middle school to describe something "backwoods." Don't answer that. I just googled it. Not that Jayhawks are much better with their made up name, but it seems cooler when it's YOUR mascot.
Here's hoping the second half is as good as the first.