I realized that I probably went a little overboard with my verbal correction of a certain child when he said, "I wish I wasn't alive." Why? "Because then I wouldn't have broken the TV."
Yes, I explained that I'd rather have him than the TV. I would just like for him to act a bit more responsibly. Like quit using the Swiffer stick to change channels.
I HATE giving announcements in church.
A beautiful baby girl in the nursery today made me almost want to petition Hubs for "just one more."
And from another womb.
Oh, I had so many one liners to put up here tonight, and I knew I should write them all down, and I didn't, and my brain is fried.
Nothin', I've got nothin'.