Friday, September 05, 2008

Things I Will Never Understand

Children that leave their cleats and water bottle home when they go to practice, even though besides their bodies, that is their only thing to take.

Husbands that pack for long trips ten minutes before they leave which happens to correspond to getting the children out the door for school.

Children that forget to eat breakfast even when they've been told to "go eat breakfast" seven times.

Babies that eat food out of the trash can that they turned their noses up at when it was on the dinner table.

The party line of an unidentified national party which shall go unnamed.

The transparency of journalists when covering either party line.

Why I talk about politics when I promised myself I wouldn't get into it.

Why spell check suddenly doesn't recognize contractions as legitimate words.

Facebook.

How dishes magically wash themselves for everyone in my family except me.

How you can be having a conversation with your toddler about where poop goes and he will pee all over you.

Why toddlers have to fight over the same dumb piece of plastic if one of them picks it up. Even if the other big brute of a bully who shall also remain nameless, but we'll call him The Frog that Hasn't Yet Been Kissed, hasn't played with the piece of plastic since the last time his friend was over.

3 comments:

Nurse Boy said...

Funny, funny stuff!!! Thanks for the laughs!

Mrs. Nurse Boy

mommy4life said...

here here

Sir Nottaguy-Imadad said...

I wonder if anyone will ever understand what goes through a child's mind. However it is fun to ruminate at times.