"Why?" He asked.
"Because you were born Olympics week. We watched them the first couple weeks of your life while we fell in love with you."
"Ouch. You must have been in pain."
"Pain? No. Why would you say that?"
"Having a baby hurts a lot."
"Darlin' having you didn't hurt me. I felt a lot of joy. No pain."
*long pause* "Oh," *laugh* "Yeah. I forgot."
......And catching on Princess: *giggle* "I did TOO!"