Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Say It With Me

Stupidity is cleaning your little boys' bathroom with bleach. Because, say it with me, pee is made out of ammonia and ammonia and bleach don't mix. Stupidity is also doing this without a vent running and breathing deeply through your mouth (so as to not smell the eau-de-pee-pee).

I don't think I breathed enough hydrochloric acid to burn a hole in my trachea, but if I never post again, you'll know what happened.

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