Frodo just came downstairs and asked, "Mom! How did you turn our bathroom into Grandma's?!"
Seems it smells like Grandma's bathroom, the nice bleachy scent.
Hello!? Am I the one that pees on the floor? No. Am I the only one capable of pushing the Scrubbing Bubbles Shower Cleaner button? No. Am I the only one that knows how to flush? No. Am I the only one that is capable of wiping my toothpaste out of the sink? No. And yet---
So how am I supposed to exist in this woman's halo-ic shadow?
I know it was supposed to be a complement. I'm a little touchy.