Receive in the mail a "return to sender" stamped envelope you sent to the DMV last week.
It is Monday.
The last day of the month.
In which you must register your car tags.
Wait in line to take a number.
With your four children.
Lucky for me, however, there were only 200 (not a typo) people in line in front of me.
Otherwise, it would have been a bad day.