Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Just Desserts

When you let your kids have too many toys,
And you don't consistently make them pick them up,
Because you just get tired of the fight,
So your house gets crowded with stuff,
That isn't in its proper place,

It should come as no surprise that,

When the baby wakes for the fourth time,
At 4:45 AM,
You could potentially heft him out of his bed,
Only to turn and step on a tack,
(and make mo more noise than a sharp gasp because everyone is sleeping)
Bleed all over the carpet,
And have to go get a tetanus shot.

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