The United States Customs questions could use some help, in my humblest of opinions. And the following is the reason.
Q1: Are you bringing soil into the US?
Are you bringing insects into the US?
WIWTS: Have I mentioned I was in Ethiopia with MANY children? Do head lice count?
Were you in contact with any livestock while on your trip?
WIWTS: Remember how I was in Ethiopia? Well, there are goats on every corner. In fact, we bought one, lashed its legs together, strapped it to the top of our van, loved on it for a night, slaughtered it in the morning and ate it for lunch. Melkam Genna to you.
Were you on a farm/ranch on your trip.
Are you bringing foods into the US?
WIWTS: Does it count that I'm returning with food I took OVER to Ethiopia? And yes, there were the 2kg of green coffee beans.
Are you bringing more than $10000 US in goods/products?
WIWTS: I just left a country where people are begging on LITERALLY every corner. Shame on me if I spent more than $10000 in freaking "goods" to bring home. Especially in light of the fact that I could have a 5 star candle light dinner for two for under $10. And that is counting the tip.
I was laughing on the plane filling out that card, thinking of you guys and the goat! I had the same thoughts on all the other ones though! "does that count?" I answered "no" to everything though! ;)
Thanks for green coffee beans. I did a dark roast on the first batch and got some Starbucks realy heavy duty coffee taste ( ashes ) Have them ALL sacked up for you. I did another batch much lighter - and will try them in the morning. Will share, but it might be wiser to wait until they have been tested by the Mrs Coffee Master.
No hurry, Mrs hid my coffee cup again after the dark roast melted the coffee stains off her cup. Hoping for better - like finding that darn coffee cup. Sr.
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