My sister sent this to me this morning. I laughed so hard tears came to my eyes. Why they call it "Menopause Jewelry" is beyond me, because I totally get it. Not that I would do it, but...
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the
other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that
when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.