Tuesday, April 01, 2008

They're Consipiring Against Me

Frodo just came downstairs and asked, "Mom! How did you turn our bathroom into Grandma's?!"

Seems it smells like Grandma's bathroom, the nice bleachy scent.

Hello!? Am I the one that pees on the floor? No. Am I the only one capable of pushing the Scrubbing Bubbles Shower Cleaner button? No. Am I the only one that knows how to flush? No. Am I the only one that is capable of wiping my toothpaste out of the sink? No. And yet---

So how am I supposed to exist in this woman's halo-ic shadow?

I know it was supposed to be a complement. I'm a little touchy.


Rhea said...

Too funny! My boys are horrible about peeing on the seat, the floor, anything and everything, so I can relate.

Julie Carobini said...

Lol...my nice soak in the tub last night ended early when that tell-tale waft of you-know-what drifted from the (too-near) toilet.