USPS: no certified mail. The postman laughed when I suggested it.
FedEx had the audacity to drive right past.
DHL did NOT drive by at 10:45....he did at 1:20.
I never saw the UPS truck today and trust me, I was at the window from 1pm to 4:30. What's up with that? He drives by every day. Seriously. (Harboring secret fantacies that he missed my route today and will be by tomorrow!)
And I answered two "Unknown Caller" telemarketer calls. I didn't want what they were selling.