Monday, May 28, 2007

Never Wear Contacts in the Shower

Otherwise you might notice that the mildew you have been trying to pretend isn't infesting your grout, is, and you'll be forced to spend thirty minutes attacking it with a toothbrush.

Consider yourself warned.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Okay, that was flat-out hilarious. I totally thought you were going to say that your contacts got steamed up or something (yes, I've had them, and yes, I know that's a dumb thought to have!).

By the way -- once you have lasik surgery, the mildew is eternally apparent. Of course, that means it can't get all that built up. Unless you're me.