|You're Totally Sarcastic|
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitude, then too bad. So sad.
No, I'm not proud of this, but now you know why I am what I am. I think I'll try to improve on this.
No, I'm kidding. Really.