Ok, my title isn't true. I don't want to be her. I want to be funny like her. I strive to make my pathetic existence sound hilarious, but most of the time it just sounds whiny.
And I wonder why Princess whines all the time.
Anyway, for your viewing pleasure, I give you the woman who made herself famous by selling Pokemon cards (that her children sneaked into her grocery cart) on ebay, and her blog that now gets 10000 hits a day. Or an hour. Who knows?